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condom:

don’t send me snapchats from something i wasn’t invited to you rude ass bitch

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Posted at 11:13 am on a Thursday
xplosivediarrhea:

"can you give this to me in quarters?"

couple-of-dumbasses:

leviisacutelittleshit:

colourfulpantsandarainbowhat:

beggars-opera:

colourfulpantsandarainbowhat:

WHY DO PEOPLE CALL IT FUCK, MARRY, KILL WHEN THEY COULD CALL IT BED, WED, BEHEAD

easy there henry

whos henry what thef uck?

*faint laughter from Britian*

*history teachers crying*

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Posted at 11:09 am on a Thursday
mindfangz:

i fuckin see u there dexter go back to ur own goddamn show

officialwhitegirls:

talk dirty to me

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Posted at 3:02 pm on a Wednesday
"I know pretty much what I like and dislike; but please, don’t ask me who I am."Sylvia Plath, The Unabridged Journals of Sylvia Plath  (via muslimbitch)
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brandnewswastikas:

What To Do If Somebody Knocks On The Bathroom Door While You Are Using The Toilet

  • Say “I’m pooping”
  • Knock back
  • Shriek loudly
  • Nothing
  • Say “I need an adult”
  • Say “Nobody is in here, please come in” 
  • Ask “Did you hear that?”
  • Cuss
  • Threaten to poop on the toilet seat if they knock again 
  • Make kissing noises
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Posted at 2:14 pm on a Tuesday
squeewentthefangirl:


just noticed how ron is rubbing harry’s hair here while his brother rubs his as well and now i’m having head canon’s that ron did it because that’s how his brothers show affection and he thought of harry as a brother and help i am having hp feels
Posted at 2:00 pm on a Tuesday

aieon:

It may seem like I’m a sarcastic asshole 24/7, but I’m actually only a sarcastic asshole 18/7 because at night I actually have feelings.

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